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163 truths

every truth so far. one per day, no exceptions.

Take a cold shower. Now everything is bad, but you chose one of the bads.

Habits compound. So do regrets.

Today's a great day to try again at whatever defeated you yesterday.

Discipline equals freedom. Freedom equals more decisions you didn't want to make.

Embrace the suck. You don't have a choice anyway.

Live in the moment. The moment is asking for a status update.

Your vibe attracts your tribe. Your tribe was also looking for low standards.

Try something new. The old things didn't work either.

Journaling clarifies your thoughts. The thoughts are still bad.

Hydrate. Your body is a houseplant with anxiety.

Wake up early. Stare at the ceiling. Get a head start on the dread.

Take the stairs. Just this once. Be sore for a week.

Read more books. The ones already on your shelf, ideally.

Manifest your dreams. Then file the paperwork.

Don't compare your beginning to someone else's middle. Compare it to their LinkedIn instead.

The journey is the destination. The destination is also the destination. Both are mediocre.

You can't pour from an empty cup. You can, however, pour from someone else's.

Just breathe. You were doing that anyway. Now you're doing it weird.

Take a cold shower. Now everything is bad, but you chose one of the bads.

Habits compound. So do regrets.

Today's a great day to try again at whatever defeated you yesterday.

Discipline equals freedom. Freedom equals more decisions you didn't want to make.

Embrace the suck. You don't have a choice anyway.

Live in the moment. The moment is asking for a status update.

Your vibe attracts your tribe. Your tribe was also looking for low standards.

Romanticize your life. It is a documentary, but with worse lighting.

Practice patience. Specifically, with people who haven't earned it.

Embrace change. It was happening with or without you.

Your side project will succeed. The side of the side project will succeed first.

Burnout is your body's way of saying you should have used the PTO.

There are no bad ideas in brainstorming. The bad ideas come up in the meeting after.

Believe in yourself. Nobody else has volunteered.

Stop scrolling. Start scrolling something more productive. There's an app for that.

Gratitude rewires your brain. Eventually. Possibly.

Honesty is the best policy. The second best is having a good lawyer.

Boundaries are healthy. Holding them is the part nobody mentions.

Try something new. The old things didn't work either.

Make peace with imperfection. Imperfection was here first.

Visualize success. Notice it is just the same room, slightly tidier.

Show up for yourself. You weren't invited anywhere else.

You contain multitudes. Most of them are tired.

Reframe failure as feedback. The feedback is: stop.

Set intentions. Watch them drift, like leaves on a stream you didn't intend to be in.

Stay curious. Curiosity didn't actually kill the cat — disillusionment did.

Practice patience. Specifically, with people who haven't earned it.

Slow living is fast living with a better caption.

Just breathe. You were doing that anyway. Now you're doing it weird.

Burnout is your body's way of saying you should have used the PTO.

There are no bad ideas in brainstorming. The bad ideas come up in the meeting after.

Believe in yourself. Nobody else has volunteered.

Stop scrolling. Start scrolling something more productive. There's an app for that.

Gratitude rewires your brain. Eventually. Possibly.

Honesty is the best policy. The second best is having a good lawyer.

Boundaries are healthy. Holding them is the part nobody mentions.

Try something new. The old things didn't work either.

Journaling clarifies your thoughts. The thoughts are still bad.

Boundaries are healthy. Holding them is the part nobody mentions.

Try something new. The old things didn't work either.

Make peace with imperfection. Imperfection was here first.

Visualize success. Notice it is just the same room, slightly tidier.

Show up for yourself. You weren't invited anywhere else.

You contain multitudes. Most of them are tired.

Raise your hand if you have questions. Lower it. There's no time for questions.

Own your mistakes. Then document them so nobody forgets.

Quality over quantity. Unless quantity is what's being measured.

Work is a marathon, not a sprint. Nobody told you the route.

Change is the only constant. Budget cuts are a close second.

You get out what you put in. Except in meetings. Those just take.

The glass is half full. Of a drink you didn't order.

Passion never sleeps. Neither will you, eventually.

If you can't handle stress, you can't handle success. Fortunately, neither is coming.

Done is better than perfect. Done is also what you'll be if perfect was actually required.

Stay hungry. Stay foolish. At some point one of these stops being metaphorical.

Good things come to those who wait. Better things come to those who took them while you were waiting.

Be yourself. Unless yourself isn't working, in which case try a different version.

Everything happens for a reason. The reason is rarely good.

Don't count the days. Make the days count. Then count them anyway because the project is due Friday.

Start before you're ready. You'll never be ready. That part was accurate.

You are one decision away from a completely different life. Most decisions lead here, though.

Live laugh love. Or at minimum, commute, cope, repeat.

Attitude is everything. Specifically, it's the thing your manager mentions in your review.

Always give your best. Save nothing for the swim back. Drown professionally.

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is someone else's problem.

Do it for yourself, not for others. Others will still have opinions.

Comparison is the thief of joy. Social media is the getaway car.

Follow your gut. Your gut has been wrong before, but it's very confident.

A clear conscience is a sign of a bad memory.

Sometimes it's better to be alone—nobody can judge you if you're just talking to yourself.

Sometimes you have to step outside, get some air, and remember why you were hiding in the first place.

Live every day like it's your last—eventually, you'll be right.

Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans—mostly bad ones.

When life closes a door, it opens a window—then it tries to throw you out.

Just because you're unique doesn't mean you're useful.

At some point you have to stop becoming and just be. Nobody has reached that point yet.

Self-improvement is a journey. The destination keeps moving.

Therapy is great. It's where you pay someone to confirm what you already knew.

You are what you eat. Most people are a vague sense of regret and a coffee.

Everything in moderation. Including moderation, which makes this advice useless.

Exercise is a mood booster. So is not exercising, in the short term.

Drink more water. This advice is free because nothing else worked.

New year, new you. The old you still has the same subscriptions.

Financial freedom is just expensive freedom with extra steps.

A penny saved is a penny that didn't solve anything.

Live within your means. Your means are not keeping up with your lifestyle.

Invest early, invest often. Also, time travel would help.

Budget for what matters. Everything matters. That's the problem.

Treat yourself. Then check your bank balance. Then lie down.

The best things in life are free. The second best things have a subscription fee.

Happy wife, happy life. Accurate, but incomplete.

Grow together or grow apart. Either way, something's growing.

Home is where the heart is. The mortgage is where everything else is.

Communication is the foundation of every relationship. So is pretending you didn't see the message.

Save for a rainy day. It's been raining for three years.

Money can't buy happiness. It can, however, rent it for quite a while.

The best investment you can make is in yourself. The returns are inconsistent and hard to liquidate.

Results speak for themselves. Loudly, and usually in a meeting you weren't invited to.

Innovation distinguishes leaders from followers. So does a corner office and a reserved parking spot.

You can't manage what you can't measure. You also can't measure most things that matter.

Keep it simple. Then explain why you kept it simple to people who wanted it complicated.

The open door policy means you can walk in. It doesn't mean anyone's listening.

Your potential is unlimited. Your PTO is not.

You're not stuck. You're just moving at a speed that looks like stuck from the outside.

Consistency is the key to success. So is luck, but that's harder to put on a poster.

Progress not perfection. Progress is also slower than you planned.

Take a break. The work will still be there. More of them, actually.

Disconnect to reconnect. Reconnect to find out what you missed while disconnecting.

Sleep is for the weak. The weak are, statistically, better rested.

Scale or fail. Or scale and then fail, which is more expensive.

Disruption is just someone else's problem reframed as your opportunity.

Be data-driven. Unless the data says something inconvenient.

Your network is your net worth. Both are smaller than you'd like.

Iterate. It means doing it again until it works or until budget runs out.

Fail fast. This is advice from people who haven't failed slowly yet.

Ship it. Then spend three months fixing what you shipped.

Move fast and break things. Then move fast away from the things you broke.

Every setback is a setup for a comeback. The setup fee is very high.

Be proactive. Then wait to be told what to do with the thing you proactively did.

Collaboration is key. The door it opens leads to another meeting.

Your time is valuable. Just not to the meeting organizer.

Meetings exist so that nobody can say they weren't told.

Passion is what they call it when they can't afford to pay you more.

It's not what you know, it's who you know. It's also what they're willing to admit they know you.

Failure is not the opposite of success. It's part of the journey. A very long part, in most cases.

Put your phone down and be present. The emails will still be there. More of them, actually.

No pain, no gain. Unless the pain is a bad back from your desk chair. That's just a loss.

Fake it till you make it. Then fake that you made it.

Give 110%. Then give an explanation of why that's mathematically impossible at your performance review.

Hard work beats talent when talent doesn't work hard. Nepotism beats both.

Work smarter, not harder. Nobody said anything about working less, though.

The early bird gets the worm. The early employee gets the 7am meeting.

There's no I in team. There's also no raise.

Today is a gift. Return policy varies.

Rome wasn't built in a day. It also wasn't built by people who had a morning standup.

Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.

When life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.

Every day is a second chance… to procrastinate.

You're unique, just like everyone else.

If you think you can do it, you're probably wrong.

When one door closes, another one opens. But you'll be stuck in the hallway forever.

The road to success is always under construction, so you might as well take a detour.

Why chase your dreams when you can just sleep?

You miss 100% of the naps you don't take.

Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now.